Autobiography

Mr. Collins is old. Some may say he is as old as time. So he knows everything...But, I digress. Let us move on.

He is married to the most beautiful maiden in this realm, she is Laura. They have two fabled offspring, Amos the Conqueror and Mighty Miles. Mr. Collins travels by human power across the Seward Peninsula with his faithful steed, EmmyLou.

I teach the mystic art of reading and look forward to spreading this light to the world.